OOC: Done for shits and giggles. I posted one a few months back but got bored of it and deleted it. Julie wanted make to make a new one, so here ya go -
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Full Name: MASATAKA TAKAYANAGI
Designed Age: Unknown
Place of Manufacture: Karakura's Home of WTF (TM!)
Height: 175 cm (5'9")
Weight: 61 kg (134 lbs.)
Your very own MASATAKA unit comes with these free accessories and items:
One “Byakko” cane shaped Zanpakuto (WARNING: Keep away from children, small animals, and cute fuzzy things)
One “strange hat” with a pink logo within
A “I must amuse myself with..” list
Two books filled with “How to not kill everyone” information
A single Nuclear Warhead with the words “LAST RESORT” painted across the side (PRE-NOTE: Removed and destroyed. We do not know how this unit got this.)
Optional Clothing (Dressing)
A single pair strange 'signed' green spandex with the letters “E-B-A-Y” on the chest
Two fox ears cosplay (white furred)
Two sets of black cloaks (Crimson Lined – Cloud Version)
A set of stereotypical emo clothes
A single pair of blue jeans
One black shirt
A single blue jacket
BONUS Accessories:
A single white mask with a fox-like design (It appears to be smiling)
A single “REALLY BIG GUN”
Two “Fuck you, Aizen-teme” flags
A single photo of a half-naked SAIKAH unit (NOTE: This appears to send the MASATAKA unit into a
fit of glazed eyes. Caution advised)
Box and Unit Removal:
To begin, your MASATAKA may appear slightly shy. This is a lie. To start this unit into a good mood and get him from the box simply execute plan A: Kick the box really, really hard. (NOTE: Doing this may result in injuries, loss of pride, and mass destruction)
(WARNING: There may be a easier way, but it involves repeating the sentence “WHY SO BRITISH!?” to your unit)
Programming:
There are many styles for this unit, and each can help in daily life (or not) -
Powerhouse: The MASATAKA unit can do two things in a very good light. This, is one of them. Your unit can cause mass destruction and havoc upon the surrounding area whenever you need it to, lashing out with thunderous blasts of strange red light and unneeded shouts of attack phrases. MASATAKA is a fitting unit for bodyguard, bully, or construction work.
Mad Genius: Smart. As. Hell. Not too bright though. The MASATAKA unit is known to be an advanced genius, easily being able to work out even the hardest of difficulties in a matter of seconds. Need help with your home work? Need a big bomb built for a science project? No? Well he may just build one anyway. Be careful, he's smart, but as they say........insanity is genius.
Father of Pure Win: Need a babysitter? Someone to watch your children or help you with them? No problem! You have to look no further with the MASATAKA unit around! A whizz with kids, spoilt brats, and babies. The MASATAKA unit can turn solve any family problem, any messy diaper, and any problem child. (WARNING: May result in doting “samurai” daughters and cold hearted emo boys. We do not refund your child's loss of innocence, or mind. Or your own.)
Your MASATAKA unit comes in following modes:
Shikai
Bankai (LOCKED)
Masked Form
Inner Hollowed
Pure Hollow (LOCKED)
Insane
“Why so British” (LOCKED - PERMANTLY)
Love Struck
Armageddon Bringer (???)
Relations to other units:
SAIKAH: The SAIKAH and MASATAKA unit get along very well, at times. While at first they will seem to be enemies, they will quickly run down a path of whiny romance and passion, with a bit of lulz mixed in. It has been noted that there is a small chance that the two units will vanish from time to time, only to return with strange smiles. Further looking into on this matter is needed.
AKIO: Combine the hero style of the AKIO unit with the insane style of the MASATAKA unit and you will have a battle of epic proportion, or fart jokes. Depending on the time of day, the two units with cycle through a series of scenes that involve either mass fighting, or strange stupidity. It is recommended that these two units are best kept apart until a SAIKAH unit is in the area.
<IN EDIT: MORE TO COME – INCLUDING FAQ/CLEANING/ETC)
Subject: The Owner's Guide to a MASATAKA unit! 